Tad Gram Style

'Aye up! 'Appen 'ere's Tadcaster Grammar School's little offering for Children in Need. Please donate generously by visiting the Just Giving site: http://www.justgiving.com/tadgramstyle Tad Gram Stye is a parody of Gangnam Style by Psy and is not for profit - no copyright infringement intended. Lyrics: Tad Gram Style We are in Yorkshire, in Toulston which is near To Tadcaster, very famous for its beer The smell of 'ops is often found just 'anging in the air Then there's Tad Kebab, with it's really greasy fayre. We 'ave a stable block, but we don't 'ave any 'orses But our library rocks, with its excellent resources Doors are never locked, it's got a mezzanine where students can prepare for mocks, And they pull up their socks. We are from Yorkshire, the home of puddings and Yorkshire Tea (allegedly) We've all got ferrets inside our trousers so don't come near, that much is clear, So we all wear our flat caps and have whippets 'ere. But we've got Tad Gram Style Tad Gram Style (Aye aye aye aye) Aye we've got Tad Gram Style Tad Gram Style (Aye aye aye aye) Aye we've got Tad Gram Style Hey Yorkshire Puddings (Hot, hot, hot, hot) We've got Tad Gram Style Hey Yorkshire Puddings (Hot, hot, hot, hot) Acres of green space, but the head hates all the litter, The students are too lazy and the cleaning staff get bitter Back up in the canteen where we have our own Nigellas They pat it and they prick it. Got Toulston Lodge up there, at least I think that's what it's called. It's just like 'Ogwarts there, with wooden 'eads and panelled walls. There's talk of tunnels there, but no one's ever seen 'em, but we just don't care We are from Yorkshire, the home of puddings and Yorkshire Tea (allegedly) We've all got ferrets inside our trousers so don't come near, that much is clear, So we all wear our flat caps and have whippets 'ere. But we've got Tad Gram Style Tad Gram Style (Aye aye aye aye) Aye we've got Tad Gram Style Tad Gram Style (Aye aye aye aye) Aye we've got Tad Gram Style Hey Yorkshire Puddings (Hot, hot, hot, hot) We've got Tad Gram Style Hey Yorkshire Puddings (Hot, hot, hot, hot) The bus park side, people waitin' for their ride, Students shovin' till they get to go and get inside A fight for seats, and for homeward treats Their headphones and listenin' to their phat beats. We've got Tad Gram Style Hey Yorkshire Puddings (Hot, hot, hot, hot) Tad Gram Style Hey Yorkshire Puddings (Hot, hot, hot, hot) We've got Tad Gram Style.